it was stupid

another stupid fight

my back turned to the guy

who throws a fit

smashes his shot glass against the table sending glass all over, cutting everyone

I was talking to the pockmarked guy

I bought his drink

said he'd get the next round

he didn't

and so

on it goes

sometimes I wish I held some sort of appeal to those unitan unipiece girls

I think they've all been wearing the same dress for the last ten years

black

yippie

woop woop

I'm unique!

yay I'm a writer

bottle of sake and a laptop

typing drunk and SHIRTLESS

ooo

I guess

I was meant

to be really good at gardening

contours

cynical illustration

ooo look what I can do freehand in seconds

asshole

you get the girl(s)

I get

the long walk home

and the sense of superiority

because I know that if it wasn't so loud

you'd hear me talkin

and if you can hear me um

I'm like

pimp n shit

this is

I guess

the cost

of being whatever the fuck I am

whatever that is

I hope

at some point

I get to stop paying

maybe reap some sort of benefit

$20 dolla gift certificate to bed bath and beyond

private island

private jet

pina coladas

stock options

my own

private

personal

baby

wallabe

& petting zoo

& a nice, professionally done fake tan

some nice fake chest hair

a nice fat watch

so we can freak

on the dancefloor

watching CSPAN BookTV

philosophy

literature

art

writing

neuroscience

have done absolutely shit

in getting me laid