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Guns R Us
Journals - Stormcrow
Written by Caribou Slim
Just as a sapless tree will split and decay, so an inflexible force will meet defeat. The hard and mighty lie beneath the ground, while the tender and weak dance on the breeze above.
   
Sunday, 21 June 2009 22:09
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So, I've been on an excavation project, having resurrected my faithful frankenstein desktop, Kermit. While he takes near twenty minutes to load and long ago lost his shiny green case, his memory is long and strong so I decided to let him get his action on.

See, he remembered back when they started the war, and Thug and I ran around in the protests in San Francisco, and how we got all political because we didn't know what the hell else to do.

One day, we saw a group of very sad women...

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They were returning their clothes to Old Navy. Unfortunately, Old Navy wasn't accepting returns.

 

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The women were even more sadder. They decided to try Ross. No luck...

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Then, there was a big ruckus.
They said the president was at the park and had something for us all to hear!
Everyone ran quickly to the park...

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When we got there, we found him hanging out with Adolus Huxley.
He said screw Old Navy and Ross - he'd send the ladies to his personal tailor.

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Then he got his posse and he and Huxley rapped.



 
At some point, Samuel Jackson and Robin Williams joined in. Even Vic Vega and Mr. Wolff had a turn at the mike.

It.
Was.
Epic.

/thanks Kermit!
 
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